Skit Vuot Song Phan 2 (34 nam sau)

Vuot Song Phan 2

**late morning**

Luke: ua...sao hoi sang toi gio cai mat cu be nhut hoi vay ta...khong biet co dieu gi bat lanh se den nha minh khong...ua sao hom nay co may cai cay mai o chong nha. bo hom nay tet roi ha. chu cha oi...o my

thoi ngan no di qua nhanh nhe so...tham thoat toi day minh da qua my 34 nam roi. nhung ma moi lan toi ngay tet minh thay buon lam. suy nghi lai tai sao nha ding toi be tan ra. nho lai hoi nam 1975 bi cong

san gi phai vuot song qua day. co mot dem ca nha dinh 12 mien di ra tau nhung khong bi may chung toi phai chia ra hai chiet tau. va da nge tinh khong may da bi chiem va da qua doi. bay gio toi con co mot dua

con nhung so cua toi be xuoi cai thang con song lai chung cai thang so vo.......vai moi chet chu....ehh may dua dong roi. sao sap trua roi ma chua thay dua nao het vay. thang UY dau roi.

Johnny: (bring out food) nha...BA....moi BA an..con moi lam...

Luke: con lam nhuc dang ong minh qua....dang ong ma lam chuyen nha thi con ngi mat moui dan ong...coui vo ve de no hau ha minh chu khong lam no le cho no....con vo may dau roi...sao trua roi ma chua thay...

Johnny: nha... con dang ru....

Luke: thoi...tao phuc may luon....may nhung tung no qua....may vo keo no day de chun bi tet de may dua chau cua ba ve an com nha dinh....

Johnny: (johhny walks in the room...walk chau out like hoang hau) Luke: roi vay la het doi con trai toi...

Chau: sao con som ma keo con vay roi BA...

Luke: khong dam con som dau...mat troi da mot tren dinh noi roi con....day roi ngoai phone may dua con ve doan tu nha de an Tet...roi di ngup thang con vo duc cua BA lam may mom an...


**end scene 1**

**dinner time**

Vicky and Jason walk in....

Vicky: nha... thua ong noi con moi ve.

Luke: ua..chau moi ve ha....sao hoc hanh sao roi? ua...sao ai day? sao dem thang Me ve nha?

Vicky: Nha..day la Jose....ban trai cua con...con muon dem no ve an Tet voi ong...

Luke: ooo...sao hoc tren dai hoc het nguoi viet roi sao ma con lai kap voi thang Me vay...

Jason: Xin Chao.....Chuc mung nam moi....

Luke: ehh no biet noi tieng Viet ha....(point finger at Jason) you....ok...
ok moi no ngoi xoung...cho may dua kia ve roi minh don do an tet...

Peter: nha thua ong von ve...

Luke: roi...cai gi nau day..sao cai mat be bam tiem het vay....

Peter: con bi nguoi ta danh....

Luke: the duong nhien chau be nguoi ta danh..chan le bi lam te sao...nhi cai mat chau la nhe bi an hiep roi...nhong thang Cha may....
(speak to johhny) thay khong...vi may ma no moi nhu vay do....dung la cha nao con nay ma....
(speak to peter) sao roi...ua nghe ba chau noi la con dang date voi con Me nao do ma...sao khong dem no ve an Tet voi nha dinh..

Peter: con bi no bo roi....

Luke: ong khong thay ngac nhien...nhin chau ai nham date...nhu ma cung la..tai sao may dua chau ming thich date nguoi Me vay ta...
(speak to johhny) thang Teo dau roi....sao bay nho trua thay no ve....ngoai cell phone no hoi no sap ve chua...
(speak to everyone) ngoai ong ra...thang Teo la mot nguoi dan ong that su o trong nha...

Johnny: Nha.. (call Teo) con ha?..ong noi hoi con sap ve chua?.

Teo: (on phone) ve toi roi..dang di vo nha....(hang up) hi ong noi...chuc mung nam moi..chuc ong noi song lau tram noi...

Luke: thang Teo cung cua noi....good boy...Tet ma khong di choi...ve nha choi voi Ong Noi. ong mung lam...

Teo: duong nhien...ong noi la tren het ma....ong noi la tren het ma....ong noi maa....(cell phone ring)(went to the corner to talk) wai...sao..toi nay co tiet muc gi? uh huh uh huh huh haha nice...ok chut nua tao noi..de tao ung via chen voi ong tao...khi ung nguc roi tao ra...nhanh lam...ok ok ok ok later..(hang up)

Luke: Thoi don do an...(eat and then phat li sy and chuc mung nam moi)...ong rat vui la ca nha dinh minh doan tu lai an mot bua an tet...nhu minh o my nhung long minh o vietnam...can ly....

**The End**